- Captain Parp: [rolling for guards on the ship we're trying to hijack] What the hell?
- Buttons: What, did none of them hit?
- Captain Parp: Not one of them hit. They're all just [flails around].
- Buttons: Maybe they're seasick.
- Captain Parp: They're in the harbor, at the dock!
- Moffat: Maybe if we had some herbs to help with the seasickness, this wouldn't be a problem.
- [pause]
- Captain Parp: I will rip out your hair with my bare hands.
- Moffat: You have bear hands?
